that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
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