Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
Randomize
