Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
Randomize
