CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
Randomize
