This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
Randomize
