All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
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There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
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i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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