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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
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