I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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