Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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