Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
The lady at the Humaine Society gave me her nephew's number because I seem like a loving and caring person.
Does she know that each time you've adopted a new cat in the past year it's because some guy stopped fucking you and you don't want to eat your feelings?
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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