So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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