dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
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I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
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I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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