the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
Who did Billy Mays play for?
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
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I used to practice getting hit by cars.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
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I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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