shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
We were destined to go to rehab together
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
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