Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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