youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
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she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
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Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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