so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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