I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
cat food counts as protein by the way
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She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
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She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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