Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
I think I sprained my soul last night
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
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