the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
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just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
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I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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