I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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