His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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