We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
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id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
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Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
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