Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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