I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
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Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
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Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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