rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Randomize
