So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
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