She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
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he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
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HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Will exercising make me less horny?
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