How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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