So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
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Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
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feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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