it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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