Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
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