so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
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Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
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We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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