I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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