Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
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