did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
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you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
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We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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