do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
Randomize
