You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
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We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
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Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
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I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
You need a sexual gate keeper
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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