Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
You were trust falling into bushes
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
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