i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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