Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
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