I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
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