ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
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