My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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