And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Randomize
