He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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