I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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