Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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