That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
I love how my cats smell like pot.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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