So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
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