did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
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