We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
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This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
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Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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