so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
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I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
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Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
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