I'm lost and stupid without you.
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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