Apparently you make a good broom.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Randomize
