I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
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