Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
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I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
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It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
The ass gains better be worth it
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